biglawbear:

Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.

wonderbitchin:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

fairycosmos:

touching-living-breathing:

fairycosmos:

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That’s called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

heritageposts:

tumblr citizenship test (uquiz)

hexanediol:

cryptotheism:

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

cryptotheism:

evilwizard:

returning, disloyal tumblr users (TWITTER DEVIANTS) should know about the WIZARD TITHE !

basically you have to pay a WIZARD TITHE

izhunny:

porco-is-my-biting-daddy:

iguanastevens:

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

Works flawlessly every time. Highly recommended.

get-elain-a-horse:

fungoidfred:

get-elain-a-horse:

This might be my last post. The original picture of me holding the sign, the one that started this roller coaster, is only at 10% of what I was praying for. It may be time I give up this wild horse chase. 

we’re living in the absolute worst timeline if Elaine doesn’t get her horse

Haha! Trump is president, I think their are worse things than me not getting my horse! Not many though )= 

get-elain-a-horse:

daisypeach:

get-elain-a-horse:

daisypeach:

get-elain-a-horse:

Alot has transpired since I posted the picture of myself with the sign. Honestly, I forgot I had this blog. haha! 

Elain., did you get that horse??

My name is Elaine =)

Elaine., did you get that horse??

No

anexperimentallife: